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Geostorm Review

Geostorm is a film that features Gerard Butler, Andy Garcia, Ed Harris, Abby Cornish, and some other people who act their way through the film. Alrighty, here goes: The world was going to shit due to extreme weather, so instead … Continue reading

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47 Metres Down Review

I got to see this movie for free and I still felt ripped off. Mandy Moore and Claire Holt are adults who spend some time acting like teenagers who are on holiday and end up diving in a rusty cage … Continue reading

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Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

Spider-Man feels a fair bit like Spider-Man. The villain used isn’t out to destroy or rule the world. He’s a thief and weapons dealer, but nothing more. The villain is established before Spider-Man appears on screen. There’s a good deal … Continue reading

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Baywatch Review

Last night Ewe and I went to see Baywatch. We weren’t expecting a great film and went in a bit smashed but I still remember the film quite well. It was a somewhat interesting experience that is best described by … Continue reading

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Razorback Review

Razorback is a film about a boar that explodes houses. There’s more to it than that, but it is mostly what the film is about. The strongest element of the film is the cinematography due to how it is used. … Continue reading

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T2: Trainspotting Review

I’ve been trying to think of what I can say about T2: Trainspotting, but I don’t think that there’s much I can really say about the film. I can say that it is good. However, there are parts that feelĀ are … Continue reading

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xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Review

Welcome to Vin Diesel’s ego, where it’s the late 90’s / early 2000’s all the time! There’s action, explosions, dialogue that is as cringe-worthy as it is tolerable… There’s a lot of praise thrown at Vin Diesel Xander Cage throughout … Continue reading

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