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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 242: The Cat Sat on the Mat

The day is where the rain has falling in time with the hat on the cat that sat on the mat one time, although the mat was actually a boiling death pit of lava and the cat that was on … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 213: There’s Mention of a Cucumber Somewhere in This Text

I have about five minutes to finish the shift and I need to get this done before I go so I’m going to try and summarise everything as fast as I can, but I’m not sure as to how successful … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 78: “The Writer”

It’s dark and I’m wearing pants. That has absolutely nothing to do with what I want to write about, but I thought it would be a good start for this evening, as… something. I think I’ve written about not having … Continue reading

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Five-hundred Word Challenge 45: Not Sure What to Write About, Then Something

Now that I’ve finished writing about Japan, there are so many more things that I can choose to write about as it’s out of the way and I have the freedom that I so thirstily crave! I shall write about … Continue reading

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I think I should write a book

Here’s another thing I wrote a while ago. I’m not sure if I was going for a whacky angle or letting my mind flow. I think it is somewhere between the two. It’s a silly piece. However, I do think … Continue reading

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Acid Story

I’d like to start off by saying that whilst this story is about me dropping acid, I am neither for nor against drugs. I believe that people are able to make their own decisions about what they put in their … Continue reading

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Thought of the Evening

Maybe I am a cucumber…

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