Five-Hundred Word Challenge 640: Power Ramble

Well, yesterday was a long day. However, I don’t really want to talk about it. It was emotionally draining. Customers are getting a bit more aggressive than usual. That sums it up and now I’m going to try and write about something happier. Don’t think anything will come out, but I guess we’ll see.

So I’m sitting here as soon I’ll be doing another shift at work. I am not excited, if I am to be honest.

That said, the gardening has been done for the morning and I’m feeling pretty relaxed. I’m just going to power on and go for a walk at the end of it all. Hopefully relax a bit more after what will likely be a tense day.

There’s enough here to keep me occupied for a while. Just need to power on through and all that claptrap.

There’s a bit more light than usual pouring into the bedroom and I can easily get up and stand when I feel like it, if I feel like it. Maybe I’ll just sit still for a really long time to see how long I can sit still for. That would be a challenge. Would it be one I’m up for?

Probably not. I get fidgety sometimes. By sometimes I mean most of the time.

Well, I think that’s all I can cover really. There’s gonna be a lot to do today and I don’t know how much time I have to do it all. I guess I have all of the time between now and getting it all done, but whatever it is remains to be seen. Of course I actually know what that is, but I’m trying to inject a sense of mystery into this so as to keep you all intrigued as if I don’t then there’s nothing to bite on and it all goes out the window and my path to stardom would likely be halted in its tracks, therefore sending back down to the bottom of the rock and I’ll be stuck there for some indeterminate period of time and I’d much rather not be stuck there as I have things to do and people to see and why can’t I just stay on the continual climb without some sort of reset?

I think I may have gone too far, but it’s too late now. Don’t fall, don’t fall. Just sit in your seat, pretend it’s all cool and no-one will notice. Hopefully.

Of course, as I’m fidgety I won’t be able to stay cool. There’s so much to absorb and see and I’m stuck here and need to have it beamed directly into my brain so I can take more in with less effort, but I’ve got no room for the beam machine and I to be at a good enough distance so that the beam can gain enough momentum and resist the friction in the atmosphere so as to be able to get directly into my brain.

Guess I’ll just work then.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:57:69

A good chunk of this came out of nowhere. It’s loose but I’m pretty chuffed with the result.

Written at home.

 

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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