Five-Hundred Word Challenge 585: Cram to Regality

Well, here we are once more. The almighty cram is about to begin. There is a lot there that I’m going to need to cram in, but so long as I smash out around forty to fifty hours of study within a few days, I’m sure that I’ll be able to get there ion the end.

Yes, it’s a bad habit, but it’s a habit that I can get behind. Better that I know the subject as best as I can with the allotted time I have I guess.

However, right now the focus is on getting a bunch of words written as soon I’ll be starting work once more. Going to be a long day today, I think. Still, it’s a day and so long as I maximise the time, I’m sure I’ll get to the end, or something.

Wrist getting better, I think. Need to write more, however. Or less. Dunno which right now, but I do know that it is one of those options.

Well, with that out of the way, I would like to talk about something else now.

Something else is not the something of which I have been discussing prior. I can describe it as not like being the other, or maybe it is. Really not sure about that one, if I do say so myself.

I do think that if something else is something not like the something that was being discussed prior, then I have to admit that it is not like it.

I think that covers the ground pretty majestically.

However, it doesn’t cover the ground with the kind of majesty that I’d like to cover it with. there needs to be rose petals and some sort of regal gown that drags along for thirty metres, therefore symbolising the dictatorial reach that I would have, assuming that I would have that kind of regal… regalness.

Anyway, where is this set up? Where are my loyal servants that wait on me hand and foot? I need to rule with an adamantium fist.

There needs to be other things sitting on the ground. I need my velvet covering the ground so that my dainty feet will be able to press gently. That’s symbolic for dainty feet crossing velvet.

Then again, what if I was a benevolent ruler? Does that mean that I get all of the same glories that I am wanting with all of this saying that I am saying?

Maybe I need to walk the talk… or talk to the hawk. Really not sure on that one.

Maybe it is better to be benevolent, but this is something that I don’t feel like exploring at the moment. There are other things that I need to explore and as such, need to rule tightly. Need to steer the ship on the correct course, lest it leave the ocean and then take off, spinning rapidly as it accelerates and leaves the atmosphere on its ongoing bizarre journey.

That would certainly be something else.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:51:88

I was reaching with this one, which is probably what led to the increasing silliness.

Written at work.


About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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