Five-Hundred Word Challenge 455: Words are not a Good Food Source

When I started writing this evening, I thought I could get this done much faster than the current rate at which I am working.

I’m trying to get as much done now so I don’t have to do anything whilst I am on my brief holiday, but this is proving to be a bit more than I can chew.

The reason being is that I cannot chew the words that are coming from my hands as they are for reading and don’t have a physical presence beyond what is on my screen and I cannot pull them out of the screen to chew on so they are not a good food source as they are not food and therefore I cannot eat them, although I am sure that there are other things that one can eat that is not food, such as certain kinds of plastic, but then again you shouldn’t eat those certain things anyway as you’ll probably feel very ill after eating them, or you may not and you’ll be fine, but the chances are that you’d feel very ill and the last thing that you want to feel is ill after you’ve eaten something as that may lead to other things that you will feel that you don’t want to feel and you may end up with poisoning of the food variety, which is something that is not pleasant, let me tell you as I’ve had food poisoning a umber of times and it does not endear itself to me no matter how hard it tries, although it hasn’t been really bad all of the time which to me is a good thing as it means that on average the food poisoning that I get is really minor (I think), but I could be wrong about that and likely the actual case is that I always get bad food poisoning and don’t give enough of a shit to give it the attention that it wants and therefore don’t feel as bad as I should whenever I do get food poisoning, but that probably also isn’t the case and likely I just happen to get really lucky and get minor food poisoning which is something I am thankful for as it means that I can still get a lot of things done and not feel the very ill effects of food poisoning which would prevent me from cycling unless I really liked struggling through trying to dodge traffic whilst trying not to throw up all over the place which, whilst I’m sure there are some people who are a fan of, to be honest does not sound like something that is up my alley, but I digress.

I think that I can get to the end of all of this, but my fingers are probably going to hate me by the end of all of this.

Still, I probably should have gotten all of this done sooner, but at least I’m getting something done now rather than later.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 07:34:38

I like this one.

I think it is wonderfully stupid.

Written in Redfern.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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