Five-Hundred Word Challenge 449: Another Sleep-Related Polemic

Argh, it’s time to wake up.

However, I have been awake for a number of hours due to my body deciding that the time to wake up was far earlier than usual and now I’ve had COFFEE and I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m not going anywhere at the moment for I’m at my desk ready to work and there is a banana, gloves and a bottle of water on my desk.

This is a conundrum, yes it is and I don’t know as to what face or which direction I should be busing in order to punch on with the mythical beast that is pressure that I apply to myself for I am a warrior and if a warrior has nothing to fight, the are they still a warrior or are they a barbarian that a kingdom no longer has any use for?

It really is a difficult situation but I am sure that there are many away around the maze and through the woods to something else, so long as that something else has a pillow for which I can rest my weary head upon, but this is all something that is hopeful in the end as it doesn’t really matter, but it does matter, for a good sleep at a night leading to a good night’s sleep can be a good thing as you get to sleep and rest and do the other things in the morning as you feel much more recharged, as is the way of the things of the day.

Wait. Where was I?

Oh. I’m in Sydney.

I think that so long as I get to home at some stage this evening, then I should be able to get some rest but I need  to go to bed early and make sure that early is when I go to bed, lest I be carried away  to the porcelain throne and sit there for a few hours as I would not bee able to sleep and then make sure that I am doing something productive…


I just need to get to sleep somehow and then not wake up early, so I need to put pressure upon myself to ensure that there is no pressure upon my being in order to have a restful sleep.

I think that this is the process that I need to follow, but if I do not follow it then I should at least wade through a thicket in a swamp in order to chase ducks around and hope that some sort of lazy lizard lasciviously leaves me living.

If it does not, then who is top know as to what would happen?

There could be a conundrum of sorts and I would not be able to combat the wombat , but then again a wombat is not something that I would like to combat.

Maybe I should just focus on what is in front of me and follow the path to some sort of sleeping very peacefully.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 04:58:19

Kind of okay.

I like the rambling.

Written at work.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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