Millennium Falcon is Lego Dream

I had this small version of the Millennium Falcon that was made out of Lego, but it didn’t look like it was made of Lego. You got into the cockpit by opening the windows which were on a hinge (it may have actually been the front of the Millennium Falcon and not the cockpit, but the dream was pretty vague about this part). The cockpit opened upward.

It didn’t seem to have much space but somehow I was able to sit in it without having to deal with discomfort.

So I was going to fly it around when someone came out from somewhere and said something which then lead to them getting into the cockpit with me.

So they got into the second seat in the cockpit and then I got in and then we flew around really slowly around the area for a bit before we had to land.

The person got out and then went somewhere and I think I was going to go, but I had to wait for them so I waited. The person came back and I told them to be careful getting in as the Millennium Falcon was made of Lego (I think). They got in and the bottom snapped and had a crack in it and I think the ceiling of the cockpit also cracked.

I expressed annoyance as this meant that I now had to go buy another Lego kit in order to build a new one but I couldn’t as it was in another galaxy. I considered using gaffer tape on the crack in the floor but was worried that it would come off in space and then I would have littered in space. I also wondered as to why nothing broke the first time.

So I went to the galaxy I had to go to in order to get a new Lego kit. Hyperspace meant that it took approximately thirteen minutes, but I suspect that it was actually less.

I got to where I was and perused some aisles but I couldn’t see the kit, so I headed back home.

When I got back a few of my friends were watching someone I used to know do this really bad slow dance. They saw me and once their thing was over they came up to me, hugged me and we had a quick chat. This was during the day and just out somewhere in the open. I think it was a field but it wasn’t far from an urban area. It was probably a park.

Anyway, they went off and one of my friends who was watching had to collect tokens off of a roof of a kiosk as they needed to appease the Italian Mafia as they did something naughty, so I helped out.

Once this was done I went back to the galaxy that I went to previously in order to see if they had the Lego kit in stock and when I got there I saw some people I knew.

Then I woke up.


About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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2 Responses to Millennium Falcon is Lego Dream

  1. Nick Holland says:

    When I first read the title I thought this was going to be about the recent UCS Millennium Falcon that is way out of my price range AKA a Dream. Nice read anyway

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