Five-Hundred Word Challenge 256: It’s Nice and Cool Right Now

It’s nice and cool right now, but it’s going to get much warmer today, not that I mind, mind you, as today I want it to be a little warmer so I can wear something shorter than pants, yet longer than shorts in order to embrace the coolness of the street-wear when it is a warm day as one needs to make sure they look as cool and uncaring about the heat as possible whilst they don an indifferent, cold and steely gaze, passing past everyone they see in order to make it look like they mean more business than they have any right to on a warm day just past the heart of winter, although I’m not too sure that an item that is shorter than pants and longer than shorts would help carry that across, but I’m sure that if I do enough research into this phenomena, I would find the answer that I was looking for, although of course I would hope that it would not take too long to research as it’s not something that one would think would have a great deal of depth and writing related to it, although I could be incredibly wrong in this statement as perhaps it is a subject that has been researched heavily and discussed for millennia due to its confounding, deep and complex nature that lies beyond the realms of human understanding for the longest period of time due to what we understood then vs. now as we understand a lot more due to the progress of progress in research, experimentation and debating that has allowed us to open our minds to greater possibilities and routes of thought, therefore allowing us to come that little bit closer to the answers that we so desperately seek in order to understand why wearing these types of garments allows one to seem cooler than they are, especially in a hot day whilst walking in the sun without a care in the world, thinking thoughts belonging only to themselves whilst they walk past the masses who do not realise that they’ve just walked past the coolest person to ever exist, simply because their leg cloth was the right length to pull off the amazing trick that is the illusion of being cool when you’re not because being cool is not something you’ve ever aspired to be as you’d rather just do your own thing and the reality of the matter is that you’re not trying to be cool but instead trying to be comfortable as you don’t want to be wearing something that isn’t shirt and tight yet long and not letting your legs breathe and you were thinking about something really intensely, such as how you’re going to connect all your instruments together in a song in order to make it work as well as it needs to, ensuring that there is a balance and that all the elements do not end up overwhelming each other, hence the look of indifference.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 08:24:81

Pretty happy with the time, but I do think I could have written this much faster.

Whilst I was writing this I was kind of hoping that it would end up going off to many different things instead of some sort of narrowing in on coolness.

Oh well.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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