Five-Hundred Word Challenge 118: Winter Soon

I’m somewhat surprised that it’s so cold right now.

Well, I shouldn’t be as currently Australia is approaching winter (or is winter approaching Australia?) and we get cold and pull out the blankets to try and resist the oncoming onslaught of cold and darkness that will inevitably bring about some sort of cold and possible darkness, as is the way of these things that happen when winter approaches and then comes and makes itself apparent like a bad stain on a couch that can’t be hidden as, for some reason, it’s on both sides of the cushion, but never at the same time for reasons beyond my knowing, therefore leading e to think that it’s just in my imagination but I always seem to able to find a stain somehow, so I go down to the shops to buy some stain remover and spend some time looking at the various food items I purchase, especially the sweet, sweet chocolate that is available in all its various forms so I purchase some various different kinds of chocolate and attempt to make my own chocolate souffle but it starts to get out of control and I end up creating a big mess, so I have to go back to the shops in a never ending quest to try and find a way to solve problems whilst inevitably causing ,more problems that continue on and lead me to buying everything at the shops which leads to them shutting down as they have nothing to sell and the truck drivers cannot bring them stock enough, thus leading to the inevitable downfall of the shopping system that exists within stores, causing some sort of wide panic that does not stop and continues toe exacerbate itself until it has to be replaced with a newer and more improved version of the shopping system that is undefeated in its powers that allow it to provide convenience at decent prices whilst variety remains undiminished so therefore problems get solved immediately and I don’t have to worry about the stain in my couch anymore, leaving me to feel like a happy camper once more.

That is to say, winter is nothing at all like that and, quite frankly, that makes me happy.

I’m looking forward to bringing out the blankets as I like the fact that I can use them on my bed and keep me warm and and, hopefully, well-rested, somehow, which will then lead to me sleeping soundly and waking up to tackle the day, lest a kangaroo tackles me first, which will lead to an inevitably fateful encounter int he rain whilst the drama intensifies to the point which tedium and moroseness become an unholy combination of my ass being kicked because I’ll be too busy stuffing my face with quinoa, my true mortal enemy, to notice that the kangaroo has the upper hand and can outwit and outfight me, causing me no end of defeat.

I’m looking forward to winter. Not to fighting a kangaroo.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 08:51:05

Well… I have no idea where I was going with this one.

Written at my (new) desk at home.


About stupidityhole

I'm some guy that does stuff. The standards. Creating amazing effigies, scaling mountains using my feet only and replacing the very fabric of reality. Serious time! I enjoy writing. I make music in some of my spare time. Currently working somewhat full time and studying as well. Also working on self-improvement. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out.
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